So who was it that made Mondays suck so much? I don't think it was an act of God, I think there might be someone else to blame. The god Mandidgo? No, I don't think it was him either. By the way he is out of an actual thing so you can't steal the name. But despite him being a git, I don't think he was to blame either.
The economy? Was it the powers that be who decided to start the working week on a Monday? Was it the loner that no one likes but no one would suspect? Was it Colonel Mustard in the hall with the candlestick?
Whoever it was, I have a feeling that they are long since dead. Not being a reincarnation person, I doubt they have been born again to torment the world, and if they have it would probably have been as either a traffic warden or a blackfly.
So what have I been doing and thinking? There's the small matter of school, just an inconvenience I guess. But something that really is annoying me is my stomach. On Monday I felt totally crap, so I had one of my please-don't-throw-up pills, and I didn't throw up. Yesterday I had to have one again and I didn't throw up. Both of them were in maths lessons, I thought a pattern might be emerging. But today it was in IT, and I had to take it under the table with a swig of my drink and a bite of sarnie. But why? I don't know anyone else who gets this, throwing up for no real reason. Boys, this will probably never happen to you, and if it does I will be worried, but I'm in an all-girls school and I don't know of anyone else who get it. Why me? I'm disfunctional enough, you don't have to remind me with large quantities of vomit!
I'm sure this post had a point when I started it...
Ah! I remember!
Stoppit and Tidyup, and here's all their friends...
Comb your hair,
Wash your face,
and Hurry Up!
Go And Play (with his favourite toys),
poor little Calm Down,
and nasty little Not Now!
The two bees, Bee Have and Bee Quiet.
Sleepy old Go To Bed, and
Don't do that!
Take Care,
Clean Your Teeth,
and the big bad
I SAID NO!
Oh, how they rule! But I'm sure that's wrong, where are Say Please and Say Thankyou? I know they exist, we have one of the books with the characters on the back. Do you know if this song is wrong? Do you know the other words? Hmm. But hardly anyone I know remembers them, and they are just so great!
But I've finally managed to start the Survey page, I just need to upload the graph now. There will be link in the side bar over there <-- somewhere soon if there isn't one now. Toodle-oo!
